Congrats Radmad!!!!

Finally meeting a guy to settle down with, who is sensitive and has that same...esprit de corps as our little Radmad. All due to her new found hangouts with the "after work" crowd.

I loves me some dem womenfolk!

Add to the passion.....

Even better than the "female condom".

Biathlon is tough...

Friggen Biathlon is hardcore man!!!

I love velcro, and the japanese, and nerds!

But who fuckin pays for all this shit? Get them some doobage and a PS3, and use the spare change to rebuild N'walines.

Jhesuschrise!

Spare time...

You find the darnedest things.

So i friggen blogged it OK?!!!

Sheesh...

Heres our new fridge. I did not notice the "invader" till it grabbed my friggen pepperoni!!!

Friggen Secrets!!!!

I'm peddling secrets now. Inside this ZIP file, are previously secret...well...secrets....

ENjoy ya friggen malcontents....

www.dank.ca/Top Secret Recipes.zip

Enjoy suggas!!!!!!

What if Radmad was born in...Durkadurkastan?

This is what!!!

My Religion Post

This is as religous as I get.

Jesus was a dancer.....

Yakshumesh!!!

D

Frank MIller's 300

300

Nuff said.

Parkour Rocks!

These guys are friggen nuts, and I cant WAIT to learn how to do some of these swass moves!

Rebuttal...

Fair enough to say...nuff said?

(vox: cue giggle like small asian schoolgirl

Trevors Bike.

Shhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!

Dont tell Trevor that i took his bike to Europe just to piss off police on the Autostrasse!


Police Chase Motorbike - video powered by Metacafe

Holy friggen crap this is good!

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/162964/insane_japanese_pranks/

Embed This Shiznat!!!!

Out Of Hiding

Ok. I saw this and it forced me out of hiding. So here is some good shit that will hopefully make up for my backout.

http://www.fugufish.org/frog/?p=38
I almost cried i laughed so much.


http://www.suntsov.com/
Just plain cool.

Awww...ok. Lame post but what the hell. Its a post.

Shrooms Are Back!!!

Gonna get me one of them studies, just as a hobby!!! Maybe open a church of my own.

Shrooms Here!!!

And Here!!!
















Far out man!!!!!.....!!!!!




















And then we went WEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

Been Caught Cheatin!!!!

I shoulda known. All that green clothing.

Ultimate Showdown

http://newgrounds.com/portal/view/285267

Click on Play This Movie

From my nephew Christopher. He's 9!

Sarah Has A Fit

Sarah wanted a different font on the DANKMAN'S new funkalicious website, and i said...ahhh no. So she tried to pull this shit!

www.dank.ca/sarah.wmv

Whatevahhhh!..

Srah is LHAAAAAZZZYYYY!

She hit me with this:

Hilarious friggen movie trailer.

And then did not care to blog it.

Slacker!

I gotta get a new job...

Not just cause there is no work, but because i'm missing all the action....

www.dank.ca/news worthy.WMV

Gotta love YYZ!

D

If Radmad Had A Cat...

It'd look like this...

Some more cut animal shots here:

http://www.dank.ca/gallery/CuteAnimals



AND!!! It looks like the Chicken Hostage Takers have been FOUND!!!

Crashed and Ditched

Exam scram! Mrs. Dank books from school, decides to chill with buddies in the Town of Down, and then comes home and CHILLSSSS Turkishlike.

Nicely done. Hell class over. Over.

You have balls. I like balls!

Nice balls!

What A Cute Dog.

He is so cute!

Might A Been The Whiskey!!!!

Ya recon. Spring fling is over. All survived, cept Meg and Zubie who both felt a bit queesey.

Tanks for commin out all!!!

Ready To Rock

All set and ready to go. See you Friday ya'all!!!

Happy Sat Morning.

So this week was filled with thrills and spills.

While shooting a Bud Light commercial, i ran into some rather strange creatures. Blue viened "vixens" is the best way to describe some of them. I only pick on these people as they have augmented their bodies, in a questionably healthy manner, so they could get work just like this!!! Fair game if you ask me.




This young gem, had nipples you could hang a coat on. Mostly cause she had about 20psi going on her boob job. Pretty hideous. But she did have a nice bumm!
















Even Russ Myer would have thought this girls lips were a mistake. Her mom sometimes comes out to gigs with her, and apparently is even more "done" than her little girl.










And this chick looked like she had been kicked off the Hole tour bus for partying too hard! She was very nice to talk to, but i could not figgure out what she is doing in a beer commmercial.







Maybe Bud Light means the chicks you get as a result of drinking piss water are Hot Light. As in, you can drink this swill and get these chicks, or....



Drink the King Of Beers and get some girls who have spent some serious coin on their augmentation...and will likely be filming scheisse videos in Prauge a year or two from now.

Classic RadMad...as in PSYCHO!!!!

This picture, i never really saw. It's RADM in foreground, and you-know-who in the background, just moments before beating "himself" senseless in Fight Club. I think there is a message here, but im not sure what it is.

Note the shadow on the wall? The "chicken hostage" debacle continues. Did RadMad abduct her dogs chicken afterall?

Comments????

Hostage Taking...I cant believe it....

Infidel Dogs,

We have your poultry! It will not be returned until our demands have been met. We may have a wing or two if you hesitate in any way. Don’t call George Bush or we’ll start plucking.

RadicalJihadTurntableRevolution

Blueberry Hill

It was thrilling. What a beautifull place.

Friday Evenin Vittles!!!

How i DOOO love to eat!

Step #1. Invite some invertibrates "for dinner". They never expect till you show them the pot.














Step 2. Keep the friggen carnivors at bay with taser gun! Dont let the cute smile distract you or you'll loos a limb.














Step #3. Keep hands away from the food when handing it over to the carnivores.














Step 4. Make some desert to put them over the edge, and cause them to sleep....

Drive THIS!

http://dank.ca/canamcar.wmv

Some pretty crazy ass drivin...

Winter Is Officially Over

Says ME!

The Latest OBL Tape.

Hard to believe he's still sending these out. Someone is gonna catch him one of these days.

Wafa Sultan Interview Transcript

This is the transcript of an interview with a righ wing "anti islamist" woman debating with religous leaders from the Islamic left. Funny to think that only 5 years ago, she'd have "dissapeared" for her views. The old world just keeps on spinnin i guess.

http://www.memritv.org/Transcript.asp?P1=1050

The video can be found HERE!
You gotta dig a bit for it.

Tom And Kate.

Much more believeable than the other press on these two freaks.

I just feel sorry for the kid. Sheesh.

Booze and Chocolate

Go together like...well like booze and Chocolate!

After combining, always sit at the back of the yoga class, so you don’t accidentally chocolate coat anyone.

Spider Man, Spider Man
Makes you spend the mornig in the can
Tastes real good, at least at first
Makes your anus groan and burst
Watchout! Watchout for Spider Man

The Good, Bad And Ugly

The good!
The Bad!
The Ugly!

Shocking!!!!

This is some shocking stuff!

Passssssssstaaaaaaaaaa!

When Radmad is not givin me a hard time, or sniffin markers, shes mooching food! So she is having a bunch of hotties over tonight. And guess what they are gonna do?!!! Talk about running. As a great friend of mine once put it "the only thing more boring than running, is talking about running". And i must agree. I was stoked, at one point, to have this woven of citches chillin in the bunker, but now...i just feel sad. Sad that there are 3 or more hot women that the world is being bereft of due to the national sport of...Lapland! And NOTHING good ever came out of that place except professional Macramé. But I’m contributing none the less, with some of my prize cookin. These are some shots of the "research" phase of the cooking. Noodles from scratch, pesto from scratch, and a little love

Sally's Silly Face Cream

Radmads future look.

Exciting Post

Ok. A little more vavoom is what you want...jehs....?

Take THIS!
And THIS!
And for sure THIS!
This is cool.

How To Clean Your Camelback.

Tired of that annoying mould buildup that sometimes appears in the line of your Camelback Water System? Or any sports water storage system for that matter.

Well you can either use the high performance, and $40CAD, cleaning kit...



















Or!!!!!!!!!!!

You can do this!

Take the slimmist coat hanger you can find, and straighten it out most of the way. Then tear off 1 inch of a jcloth, or similar thin cloth. With a pair of pliers, put a small (1/4inch) hook on one end of the coat hanger. This will be used to pull the cloth through the hose.


Then, remove the drinking hose from the water bladder, and the mouthpiece.

Then insert the coat hanger all the way through the hose with the hook out the other end.

Then hook the jcloth in the center with the coat hanger.

Then drag the cloth through the hose. You may have to do this several times to ensure you get all the gunk out of the hose. You can stop pulling, and do a little push in the area where the large deposits are, but be carefull to not disengage the cloth from the hanger. It would be a pain to get it out afterwards.

Luck.

A Trip To Ottawa!

So we, Me MrsDank, and Superjudge, all loaded up the SJmobile and drove at warp 8.765 to Ottawa to visit DoctorZ! Rezpekt! Stopping only for the occasional diaper change for the crew. Taco manned (dogged actually) the rear cannons and farted a bit on the way home. Or that is what Mrs. Dank would have you believe. Welcome to my galaxy!

What a boring place!!!! Our capital is a snooze. Not to mention the friggen -8 high for Saturday, a day we intended to spend skating along the Rideau Canal. The people on the canal below, were in town for a herion addiction forum, and were all high on H. That is the only way you'd have gotten us out there on Saturday.














Well we rode a canal allright. The big nasty canal of AliG! We watched season 2 with Dr.Z and he laughed his evil laugh the entire time.
And slept...

On our way home, our ever alert crew.....

Failed to notice a failure of our rotational traction devices during Valmorphanization, and as a result, some roadwork had to be done. The captain was not impressed. This shot was just before Ensign Mrs.Dank's courtmartial-by-tire-iron.

All in all, though, the trip was a success. Although the town gets a double thumbs down in general, we did manage to find a pub downtown, right by parliament, where you could be served by teen hotties in little tartan skirts. One of which gave SJ the "look".

Oh yea. And Taco pissed on me. Did i mention that? Sigh....

Mila's Ass Is Back

Mila's bummy is back on the big screen again. .As long as she does not talk, she's a great "actor".
See the trailer here!

Swimming In WINTER!

This guy, hates walks, and hates swimming in the winter, and comming home with frozen fur, and all that. Just HATES it. As you can plainly tell from the look on his face and body english.

New Monitor.

I know i just got one, check THIS SHIT OUT!!!!

Cold Date At The Beaches

Photo Happy Dank!