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A MUST have. Kiss your keyboards goombye kiddies. This is the way it's gonna go.
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The Old Layd told a very sad story today. She is going to school to be a nurse. Part of every year is placment in a clinical situation. She's nurse at a school, she did a stint in a palliative care facility, and now she got accepted for a placement in Sick Kids! OH joy oh bliss she says. She had expressed a preference for a "lactation clinic", which even made sense to me. If you are gonna work in a hospital, it might as well be in a place where you see lots of boobies!!! No problem. I understand. Well she did not get the "lactation clinic" but the Safe Kids Program. The focus is "on bettering the understanding of accidents to parents and children, and helping avoid needless injury and death from preventable accidents at home and school....". She's all disapointed she did not get the posting she wants. Having to teach avoidable injury ideas. What tripe!!! Sniff...
I explained the situation thus:
I wish for big huge boobies all my life, and thus i'm much closer to the end of the boobie line than her. She wishes for big ripe boobies ONCE, and thinks that is all there is to it! Can you imagine the gaul. Take a number honey! The line forms BACK THERE!!!! Muftae is even closer than you. Sheesh. Line jumper! Budder!
Can anyone think of other terms for "budder"?
She's coping....
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