Sally's Silly Face Cream

Radmads future look.

Exciting Post

Ok. A little more vavoom is what you want...jehs....?

Take THIS!
And THIS!
And for sure THIS!
This is cool.

How To Clean Your Camelback.

Tired of that annoying mould buildup that sometimes appears in the line of your Camelback Water System? Or any sports water storage system for that matter.

Well you can either use the high performance, and $40CAD, cleaning kit...



















Or!!!!!!!!!!!

You can do this!

Take the slimmist coat hanger you can find, and straighten it out most of the way. Then tear off 1 inch of a jcloth, or similar thin cloth. With a pair of pliers, put a small (1/4inch) hook on one end of the coat hanger. This will be used to pull the cloth through the hose.


Then, remove the drinking hose from the water bladder, and the mouthpiece.

Then insert the coat hanger all the way through the hose with the hook out the other end.

Then hook the jcloth in the center with the coat hanger.

Then drag the cloth through the hose. You may have to do this several times to ensure you get all the gunk out of the hose. You can stop pulling, and do a little push in the area where the large deposits are, but be carefull to not disengage the cloth from the hanger. It would be a pain to get it out afterwards.

Luck.

A Trip To Ottawa!

So we, Me MrsDank, and Superjudge, all loaded up the SJmobile and drove at warp 8.765 to Ottawa to visit DoctorZ! Rezpekt! Stopping only for the occasional diaper change for the crew. Taco manned (dogged actually) the rear cannons and farted a bit on the way home. Or that is what Mrs. Dank would have you believe. Welcome to my galaxy!

What a boring place!!!! Our capital is a snooze. Not to mention the friggen -8 high for Saturday, a day we intended to spend skating along the Rideau Canal. The people on the canal below, were in town for a herion addiction forum, and were all high on H. That is the only way you'd have gotten us out there on Saturday.














Well we rode a canal allright. The big nasty canal of AliG! We watched season 2 with Dr.Z and he laughed his evil laugh the entire time.
And slept...

On our way home, our ever alert crew.....

Failed to notice a failure of our rotational traction devices during Valmorphanization, and as a result, some roadwork had to be done. The captain was not impressed. This shot was just before Ensign Mrs.Dank's courtmartial-by-tire-iron.

All in all, though, the trip was a success. Although the town gets a double thumbs down in general, we did manage to find a pub downtown, right by parliament, where you could be served by teen hotties in little tartan skirts. One of which gave SJ the "look".

Oh yea. And Taco pissed on me. Did i mention that? Sigh....

Mila's Ass Is Back

Mila's bummy is back on the big screen again. .As long as she does not talk, she's a great "actor".
See the trailer here!

Swimming In WINTER!

This guy, hates walks, and hates swimming in the winter, and comming home with frozen fur, and all that. Just HATES it. As you can plainly tell from the look on his face and body english.

New Monitor.

I know i just got one, check THIS SHIT OUT!!!!

Cold Date At The Beaches

Photo Happy Dank!

The new trailer I worked on. Hilarious. Cant wait for the MOVIE!!! Me and Superjudge!!! Ohhhh yea. Telling Sally jokes!!!!

Mo Tickets, Mo Tickets, Mo Tickets!

Find the old sheite HERE.

No Laughing!

Hobbies

We all need one!!! Or two...

Like This

Or This

Worse Pictures

Well well well. Sally swore i posted the worst possible picture of her when wishing her HAPPY BIRTHDAY, you ungratefull biach. So! Here goes. Surprise Fuckbag!!! The lovely flower on the right is Mrs. Dank!

Happy Bidet Sally!!!

Happy Birthday mother'o Bitch!

Ticket Stubs From The Past

Some stubs from concerts and such from the last little while. I have more, which i'll post if this gets some ATTENTION!!!!IE.... comments /converstion/scandal?!!!

Our Man Taco

...Go Taco....Go Taco....Go Taco.....Go Taco.....Go Taco

TACO!!!!

Kinda Funny

but not...ish...whatever....

Dont Screw With The Mail

Cause you never know!!!

Just want to be alone...

Superjudge got this GREAT game playing rig, and i cant wait to use it!!! After the powerwasher gets here anyway! I hardly recognize him in that outfit! His clan is really strict about uniforms!









I just feel like some alone time. Waiting for the uberscreen to arrive, and the only person i wanna see is the Alice-Cooper-Reject-Looking Purolater guy. Hitting bottom! Need some INSPIRATION.

Sigh....

D

Tires

Someone bought a set of tires just before they turned 9, and somehow gets preachy about the rubber. DANK happens to switch out his tires every year, and blows the bling on a set of SNOW TIRES every year, so he can zoom about in all weather. ALSO...SJ has a habbit (and a hobbit) of having a little cry when Mrs. DANK corners using HER snow tires on offramps. So!!! Does this make SJ the fuggen Michelen Man? MeTinksNot!

Outties.

Musical Posting #1

WHOKAYYYYYY.

Tarleks!

Friggen creepy video to a creepy song...... but a real toe-tapper.

Do you need help little man???!!!

People are really strange! Not just the people downstairs.

YOU CANT HAVE BOTH THE DRYING RACKS!!!! Nice try though. Ish...