Its A Hard Dank Life

Tull Revisited

2010-09-16T17:01:00.001-07:00

These guys (mostly Ian Anderson) had a vibe that was the backdrop to my early teens. A buddy and my sister both dug Tull, and as a result i heard a LOT. They kinda moved on while i continued to follow them and go to live shows.

Tull's Thick as a Brick tour is what i'm blaming any hearing loss i encounter in my later years.

The reason i'm talking about Tull's of yore, is that i found this vid, and boy the lad still has it.

That and that perfectly gay Morrissey. HOLY crap that show at The Hummingbird was loud.

So i know this post is not exactly Mila jumping out of a cake but i'm warming up for kid blogging. So back the HELL off.

Shhhh...........i'm supposted to be gone....

2010-09-02T14:35:00.000-07:00

I'm posting in preparation for the arrival my my child. Any day. Stay posted.....

Congrats Radmad!!!!

2006-12-08T07:27:00.000-08:00

Finally meeting a guy to settle down with, who is sensitive and has that same...esprit de corps as our little Radmad. All due to her new found hangouts with the "after work" crowd.

I loves me some dem womenfolk!

2006-12-06T16:48:00.000-08:00

Add to the passion.....

2006-12-06T16:36:00.001-08:00

Even better than the "female condom".

Biathlon is tough...

2006-12-06T08:48:00.000-08:00

Friggen Biathlon is hardcore man!!!

I love velcro, and the japanese, and nerds!

2006-12-05T16:10:00.000-08:00

But who fuckin pays for all this shit? Get them some doobage and a PS3, and use the spare change to rebuild N'walines.

Jhesuschrise!

Spare time...

2006-12-05T16:08:00.000-08:00

You find the darnedest things.

So i friggen blogged it OK?!!!

2006-12-05T06:45:00.000-08:00

Sheesh...

Heres our new fridge. I did not notice the "invader" till it grabbed my friggen pepperoni!!!

Friggen Secrets!!!!

2006-11-17T12:43:00.000-08:00

I'm peddling secrets now. Inside this ZIP file, are previously secret...well...secrets....

ENjoy ya friggen malcontents....

www.dank.ca/Top Secret Recipes.zip

Enjoy suggas!!!!!!

What if Radmad was born in...Durkadurkastan?

2006-11-15T15:21:00.000-08:00

This is what!!!

My Religion Post

2006-11-15T15:18:00.000-08:00

This is as religous as I get.

Jesus was a dancer.....

Yakshumesh!!!

D

Frank MIller's 300

2006-11-12T17:28:00.000-08:00

300

Nuff said.

Parkour Rocks!

2006-10-25T13:56:00.000-07:00

These guys are friggen nuts, and I cant WAIT to learn how to do some of these swass moves!

Rebuttal...

2006-10-20T18:43:00.000-07:00

Fair enough to say...nuff said?

(vox: cue giggle like small asian schoolgirl

Trevors Bike.

2006-10-11T11:34:00.000-07:00

Shhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!

Dont tell Trevor that i took his bike to Europe just to piss off police on the Autostrasse!

Police Chase Motorbike - video powered by Metacafe

2006-10-10T10:22:00.000-07:00

Holy friggen crap this is good!

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/162964/insane_japanese_pranks/

Embed This Shiznat!!!!

2006-09-13T16:29:00.000-07:00

Out Of Hiding

2006-09-12T05:27:00.000-07:00

Ok. I saw this and it forced me out of hiding. So here is some good shit that will hopefully make up for my backout.

http://www.fugufish.org/frog/?p=38
I almost cried i laughed so much.

http://www.suntsov.com/
Just plain cool.

Awww...ok. Lame post but what the hell. Its a post.

Shrooms Are Back!!!

2006-07-11T18:47:00.000-07:00

Gonna get me one of them studies, just as a hobby!!! Maybe open a church of my own.

Shrooms Here!!!

And Here!!!

Far out man!!!!!.....!!!!!

And then we went WEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

Been Caught Cheatin!!!!

2006-06-06T07:54:00.000-07:00

I shoulda known. All that green clothing.

Ultimate Showdown

2006-05-24T17:05:00.000-07:00

http://newgrounds.com/portal/view/285267

Click on Play This Movie

From my nephew Christopher. He's 9!

Sarah Has A Fit

2006-05-23T19:44:00.000-07:00

Sarah wanted a different font on the DANKMAN'S new funkalicious website, and i said...ahhh no. So she tried to pull this shit!

www.dank.ca/sarah.wmv

Whatevahhhh!..

Srah is LHAAAAAZZZYYYY!

2006-05-20T12:22:00.000-07:00

She hit me with this:

Hilarious friggen movie trailer.

And then did not care to blog it.

Slacker!

I gotta get a new job...

2006-05-17T11:21:00.000-07:00

Not just cause there is no work, but because i'm missing all the action....

www.dank.ca/news worthy.WMV

Gotta love YYZ!

D

If Radmad Had A Cat...

2006-05-17T07:15:00.000-07:00

It'd look like this...

Some more cut animal shots here:

http://www.dank.ca/gallery/CuteAnimals

AND!!! It looks like the Chicken Hostage Takers have been FOUND!!!

Crashed and Ditched

2006-05-12T16:41:00.000-07:00

Exam scram! Mrs. Dank books from school, decides to chill with buddies in the Town of Down, and then comes home and CHILLSSSS Turkishlike.

Nicely done. Hell class over. Over.

You have balls. I like balls!

2006-05-11T19:14:00.000-07:00

Nice balls!

What A Cute Dog.

2006-05-11T18:16:00.000-07:00

He is so cute!

Might A Been The Whiskey!!!!

2006-04-29T22:16:00.000-07:00

Ya recon. Spring fling is over. All survived, cept Meg and Zubie who both felt a bit queesey.

Tanks for commin out all!!!

Ready To Rock

2006-04-27T18:54:00.000-07:00

All set and ready to go. See you Friday ya'all!!!

Happy Sat Morning.

2006-04-22T06:05:00.000-07:00

So this week was filled with thrills and spills.

While shooting a Bud Light commercial, i ran into some rather strange creatures. Blue viened "vixens" is the best way to describe some of them. I only pick on these people as they have augmented their bodies, in a questionably healthy manner, so they could get work just like this!!! Fair game if you ask me.

This young gem, had nipples you could hang a coat on. Mostly cause she had about 20psi going on her boob job. Pretty hideous. But she did have a nice bumm!

Even Russ Myer would have thought this girls lips were a mistake. Her mom sometimes comes out to gigs with her, and apparently is even more "done" than her little girl.

And this chick looked like she had been kicked off the Hole tour bus for partying too hard! She was very nice to talk to, but i could not figgure out what she is doing in a beer commmercial.

Maybe Bud Light means the chicks you get as a result of drinking piss water are Hot Light. As in, you can drink this swill and get these chicks, or....

Drink the King Of Beers and get some girls who have spent some serious coin on their augmentation...and will likely be filming scheisse videos in Prauge a year or two from now.

Classic RadMad...as in PSYCHO!!!!

2006-04-17T09:27:00.000-07:00

This picture, i never really saw. It's RADM in foreground, and you-know-who in the background, just moments before beating "himself" senseless in Fight Club. I think there is a message here, but im not sure what it is.

Note the shadow on the wall? The "chicken hostage" debacle continues. Did RadMad abduct her dogs chicken afterall?

Comments????

Hostage Taking...I cant believe it....

2006-04-12T09:13:00.000-07:00

Infidel Dogs,

We have your poultry! It will not be returned until our demands have been met. We may have a wing or two if you hesitate in any way. Don’t call George Bush or we’ll start plucking.

RadicalJihadTurntableRevolution

Blueberry Hill

2006-04-02T16:06:00.000-07:00

It was thrilling. What a beautifull place.

Friday Evenin Vittles!!!

2006-04-02T15:58:00.000-07:00

How i DOOO love to eat!

Step #1. Invite some invertibrates "for dinner". They never expect till you show them the pot.

Step 2. Keep the friggen carnivors at bay with taser gun! Dont let the cute smile distract you or you'll loos a limb.

Step #3. Keep hands away from the food when handing it over to the carnivores.

Step 4. Make some desert to put them over the edge, and cause them to sleep....

Drive THIS!

2006-03-30T19:19:00.000-08:00

http://dank.ca/canamcar.wmv

Some pretty crazy ass drivin...

Winter Is Officially Over

2006-03-30T16:26:00.000-08:00

Says ME!

The Latest OBL Tape.

2006-03-13T11:41:00.000-08:00

Hard to believe he's still sending these out. Someone is gonna catch him one of these days.

Wafa Sultan Interview Transcript

2006-03-12T07:50:00.000-08:00

This is the transcript of an interview with a righ wing "anti islamist" woman debating with religous leaders from the Islamic left. Funny to think that only 5 years ago, she'd have "dissapeared" for her views. The old world just keeps on spinnin i guess.

http://www.memritv.org/Transcript.asp?P1=1050

The video can be found HERE!
You gotta dig a bit for it.

Tom And Kate.

2006-03-12T07:48:00.000-08:00

Much more believeable than the other press on these two freaks.

I just feel sorry for the kid. Sheesh.

Booze and Chocolate

2006-03-12T07:07:00.000-08:00

Go together like...well like booze and Chocolate!

After combining, always sit at the back of the yoga class, so you don’t accidentally chocolate coat anyone.

Spider Man, Spider Man
Makes you spend the mornig in the can
Tastes real good, at least at first
Makes your anus groan and burst
Watchout! Watchout for Spider Man

The Good, Bad And Ugly

2006-03-10T12:12:00.000-08:00

The good!
The Bad!
The Ugly!

Shocking!!!!

2006-03-10T12:03:00.000-08:00

This is some shocking stuff!

Passssssssstaaaaaaaaaa!

2006-03-04T09:17:00.000-08:00

When Radmad is not givin me a hard time, or sniffin markers, shes mooching food! So she is having a bunch of hotties over tonight. And guess what they are gonna do?!!! Talk about running. As a great friend of mine once put it "the only thing more boring than running, is talking about running". And i must agree. I was stoked, at one point, to have this woven of citches chillin in the bunker, but now...i just feel sad. Sad that there are 3 or more hot women that the world is being bereft of due to the national sport of...Lapland! And NOTHING good ever came out of that place except professional Macramé. But I’m contributing none the less, with some of my prize cookin. These are some shots of the "research" phase of the cooking. Noodles from scratch, pesto from scratch, and a little love

Sally's Silly Face Cream

2006-03-02T12:10:00.000-08:00

Radmads future look.

Exciting Post

2006-02-27T19:00:00.000-08:00

Ok. A little more vavoom is what you want...jehs....?

Take THIS!
And THIS!
And for sure THIS!
This is cool.

How To Clean Your Camelback.

2006-02-27T13:53:00.000-08:00

Tired of that annoying mould buildup that sometimes appears in the line of your Camelback Water System? Or any sports water storage system for that matter.

Well you can either use the high performance, and $40CAD, cleaning kit...

Or!!!!!!!!!!!

You can do this!

Take the slimmist coat hanger you can find, and straighten it out most of the way. Then tear off 1 inch of a jcloth, or similar thin cloth. With a pair of pliers, put a small (1/4inch) hook on one end of the coat hanger. This will be used to pull the cloth through the hose.

Then, remove the drinking hose from the water bladder, and the mouthpiece.

Then insert the coat hanger all the way through the hose with the hook out the other end.

Then hook the jcloth in the center with the coat hanger.

Then drag the cloth through the hose. You may have to do this several times to ensure you get all the gunk out of the hose. You can stop pulling, and do a little push in the area where the large deposits are, but be carefull to not disengage the cloth from the hanger. It would be a pain to get it out afterwards.

Luck.

A Trip To Ottawa!

2006-02-27T06:17:00.000-08:00

So we, Me MrsDank, and Superjudge, all loaded up the SJmobile and drove at warp 8.765 to Ottawa to visit DoctorZ! Rezpekt! Stopping only for the occasional diaper change for the crew. Taco manned (dogged actually) the rear cannons and farted a bit on the way home. Or that is what Mrs. Dank would have you believe. Welcome to my galaxy!

What a boring place!!!! Our capital is a snooze. Not to mention the friggen -8 high for Saturday, a day we intended to spend skating along the Rideau Canal. The people on the canal below, were in town for a herion addiction forum, and were all high on H. That is the only way you'd have gotten us out there on Saturday.

Well we rode a canal allright. The big nasty canal of AliG! We watched season 2 with Dr.Z and he laughed his evil laugh the entire time.
And slept...

On our way home, our ever alert crew.....

Failed to notice a failure of our rotational traction devices during Valmorphanization, and as a result, some roadwork had to be done. The captain was not impressed. This shot was just before Ensign Mrs.Dank's courtmartial-by-tire-iron.

All in all, though, the trip was a success. Although the town gets a double thumbs down in general, we did manage to find a pub downtown, right by parliament, where you could be served by teen hotties in little tartan skirts. One of which gave SJ the "look".

Oh yea. And Taco pissed on me. Did i mention that? Sigh....

Mila's Ass Is Back

2006-02-20T19:31:00.000-08:00

Mila's bummy is back on the big screen again. .As long as she does not talk, she's a great "actor".
See the trailer here!

Swimming In WINTER!

2006-02-15T06:25:00.000-08:00

This guy, hates walks, and hates swimming in the winter, and comming home with frozen fur, and all that. Just HATES it. As you can plainly tell from the look on his face and body english.

New Monitor.

2006-02-15T03:53:00.000-08:00

I know i just got one, check THIS SHIT OUT!!!!

Cold Date At The Beaches

2006-02-12T17:14:00.000-08:00

Photo Happy Dank!

2006-02-02T18:38:00.000-08:00

The new trailer I worked on. Hilarious. Cant wait for the MOVIE!!! Me and Superjudge!!! Ohhhh yea. Telling Sally jokes!!!!

Mo Tickets, Mo Tickets, Mo Tickets!

2006-01-27T13:55:00.000-08:00

Find the old sheite HERE.

No Laughing!

Hobbies

2006-01-26T19:05:00.000-08:00

We all need one!!! Or two...

Like This

Or This

Worse Pictures

2006-01-25T09:18:00.000-08:00

Well well well. Sally swore i posted the worst possible picture of her when wishing her HAPPY BIRTHDAY, you ungratefull biach. So! Here goes. Surprise Fuckbag!!! The lovely flower on the right is Mrs. Dank!

Happy Bidet Sally!!!

2006-01-23T06:39:00.000-08:00

Happy Birthday mother'o Bitch!

Ticket Stubs From The Past

2006-01-21T12:26:00.000-08:00

Some stubs from concerts and such from the last little while. I have more, which i'll post if this gets some ATTENTION!!!!IE.... comments /converstion/scandal?!!!

Our Man Taco

2006-01-14T18:00:00.000-08:00

...Go Taco....Go Taco....Go Taco.....Go Taco.....Go Taco

TACO!!!!

Kinda Funny

2006-01-14T17:58:00.000-08:00

but not...ish...whatever....

Dont Screw With The Mail

2006-01-14T17:49:00.000-08:00

Cause you never know!!!

Just want to be alone...

2006-01-13T06:14:00.000-08:00

Superjudge got this GREAT game playing rig, and i cant wait to use it!!! After the powerwasher gets here anyway! I hardly recognize him in that outfit! His clan is really strict about uniforms!

I just feel like some alone time. Waiting for the uberscreen to arrive, and the only person i wanna see is the Alice-Cooper-Reject-Looking Purolater guy. Hitting bottom! Need some INSPIRATION.

Sigh....

D

Tires

2006-01-08T18:17:00.000-08:00

Someone bought a set of tires just before they turned 9, and somehow gets preachy about the rubber. DANK happens to switch out his tires every year, and blows the bling on a set of SNOW TIRES every year, so he can zoom about in all weather. ALSO...SJ has a habbit (and a hobbit) of having a little cry when Mrs. DANK corners using HER snow tires on offramps. So!!! Does this make SJ the fuggen Michelen Man? MeTinksNot!

Outties.

Musical Posting #1

2006-01-08T18:01:00.000-08:00

WHOKAYYYYYY.

Tarleks!

Friggen creepy video to a creepy song...... but a real toe-tapper.

Do you need help little man???!!!

People are really strange! Not just the people downstairs.

YOU CANT HAVE BOTH THE DRYING RACKS!!!! Nice try though. Ish...

Bitch Bitch Bitch Bitch Bitch Bitch Bitch !

2005-12-30T06:05:00.000-08:00

Allright. The downstairs folks are complaining about the lack of postage, so HERE!!! And we'll even make it all about YOU!!!!
Here is a classic shot of Superjudge trying to do the old Yogic Flying thing. Doug Henning (the superwierd Canadian embassador to the uberwierd) taught SJ all he knows, and i think they might have been lovers when SJ went to work on the sheep ranch as a teen. Most people thought it wierd that he'd pick the "the world's premiere disco hippie magician" with all those sheep around?!?

And this is just a nice shot of Sally & SJ! Ok. Truth is i picked it cause Sally looks like she just got an Eye Toke. Which i dont think she is, as her body is a temple to her, and she'd never sully her DNA with such debauchery. Now CHOCOLATE is another story completely. Here! Here's some candy for Sally!!!!

And BTW, the edible underwear stuff! How did that work out? Was it Orange or Bananna. I cant recall. You got a lot of edible clothing this christmas. Were YOU BAD!!!???

Bring it, it's been broughted...

2005-12-23T04:31:00.000-08:00

http://www.afunny.com/brit1.html

Is all i can say for now Superjudge.

Well that, and I LOVE YOU MAN! Brett Hull says it's ok. Relax!

SJ Complains/Roadfood

2005-12-21T20:18:00.000-08:00

SJ has been complaining that i have not been posting very much. He posts like twice, and all of a sudden he's BACK!!! Whatevah. We'll see! HA. But he forces my hand on the "not posting much yourfeckin self" issue. Thus i post.

ROADFOOD!!! I ate only twice on the road to USA. Wholy schlock. The stuff tasted like teriyaki sawdust, at best. To think some people eat this twice a day, for YEARS. Imagine the effect on the DNA when it thinks that is food? There may only be cocaroaches and Rochestarians left after the nuculear freeze. Fuggen crap. I swear to god, i feel like i might as well have had a carton of smokes for the damage this kife does to the Human.

America...Fuck YEA!!!

2005-12-21T19:08:00.000-08:00

So i just got back from helping out a friend get her ass moving to a new apartment. Explaining the "books into box" thing went really well, and the boxes go into the car, and out at the new pad went really well too.

The drive there was fine. Like 80MPH the entire way, and lots of smokies, but none of them got their grimy paws on the DANMAN!

Some really nice spots in upstate ny. Some cool old bridges.

On the fricken way back, however, not exactly the same story. I was reading the doom-and-gloom reports from the weather KNOBS on CNN and heard about a little storm comming in. Well it seems that the USA was taking a break from bombing someone, and no one had chosen that particular day to avenge the attacks the USA perpetrates against other soverign nations. So the big "news" was this BLANKET OF DEATH approaching the eastern seaboard! Really talking it up and sure it would hit on friday afternoon. 2ish.

So i book early, shortening an already too short trip to see my friend, with the intent of MISSING the sorm in question. Ahhhhno. Turns out that the storm is showing up to the prom early, and hit like a madman at about Syracuse. At first i thought "ahh so. it come early..." but was not shitting myself. Was still light outside, so i was coo... 9 minutes later the sun went down..and IT began.

I could go into tonnes of detail, but when i saw the garbage truck, on it's side, in the ditch, facing the wrong way, i turned off The Smiths, and got a coffee. PRONTO. Were it not for snow tires, and ADVANCED DRIVING skills, i'd still be at some Microlodge in Schnecectady. Asshole of the upper USA that it is.

Thought of SJ as i drove past the Basketball Hall of Fame in Springfield.

So made the 8 hour trip in 10 hours. NICE! I hate the USA.

Party All The Time...for a day and a half technically!

2005-12-16T09:36:00.000-08:00

So it seems i am in posession of the ONLY GOOD shots of Sally/SJ's party. I'm wondering how much i can get for them. Already got my parking spot shoveled, but i'm thinking LAUNDRY!!!

Onward...!

Another abuse of GIF animation! Just a little hommage to Sally for doing the running/spinning thing. Enjoy it while it's around sistah!!! Oh. And some sining lessions are next methinks.

First Really Snowy Morning 05

2005-12-09T14:25:00.000-08:00

The first snowy morning in the new apartment. Woke up, not expecting anything, and SNOW!!!!

Looks great. Cant wait for our christmas to happen. Everyone getting together, eating, sleeping, coffee with Bailey's!

Life is good.

Sunday Morning Run

2005-12-05T07:26:00.000-08:00

So i wakes up to the freaks downstairs getting ready for the BIG DAY!!! The run in the freezing cold (too much fun for me) followed by a drive south of the non-dairy-creamer-line for some festive holiday sheite. SJ looked like someone had pissed in his eyes, and cleared it out with some salt. A night out with the boys i gather, and when i saw them Sat evening, they looked up to no good.

So HERE is what i think they actually got up to! Boys will be boys i suppose.

Loveya SJ!!!!

The Dork

Frog Cameltoe

2005-12-01T14:58:00.000-08:00

Is there such a thing? Cause I'm a thinkin das what i'm seeing.

2005-11-27T13:54:00.000-08:00

Little cats is soooooooo cute!!!

Pictures of Naked Guys

2005-11-25T18:51:00.000-08:00

So The Old Lady is in the tub, asking bout my blog, said she went and saw it, and noticed the pictures of the naked men. I said "what naked men" so as to say, i might have, but dont remember. She expected a reply like "oh my everlovin god, i gots naked menfolk on my blog?!!!

So that did not happen. What did happen, to spite her only, i subject you to the large gay men.

Her fault, no touchbacks.

Infinity!!!!

D

Fugken Gool Man!!!!!!!!!!

2005-11-24T14:21:00.000-08:00

Check this shit out!!!

http://www.virtual-laser-keyboard.com/

A MUST have. Kiss your keyboards goombye kiddies. This is the way it's gonna go.

Anddddddddddddddd!!!

The Old Layd told a very sad story today. She is going to school to be a nurse. Part of every year is placment in a clinical situation. She's nurse at a school, she did a stint in a palliative care facility, and now she got accepted for a placement in Sick Kids! OH joy oh bliss she says. She had expressed a preference for a "lactation clinic", which even made sense to me. If you are gonna work in a hospital, it might as well be in a place where you see lots of boobies!!! No problem. I understand. Well she did not get the "lactation clinic" but the Safe Kids Program. The focus is "on bettering the understanding of accidents to parents and children, and helping avoid needless injury and death from preventable accidents at home and school....". She's all disapointed she did not get the posting she wants. Having to teach avoidable injury ideas. What tripe!!! Sniff...

I explained the situation thus:

I wish for big huge boobies all my life, and thus i'm much closer to the end of the boobie line than her. She wishes for big ripe boobies ONCE, and thinks that is all there is to it! Can you imagine the gaul. Take a number honey! The line forms BACK THERE!!!! Muftae is even closer than you. Sheesh. Line jumper! Budder!

Can anyone think of other terms for "budder"?

She's coping....

Hair Product Blues

2005-11-24T04:54:00.000-08:00

No this is not a Nick Cave song. But Nick's Abbatoir Blues does kinda rock.

My ongoing dependance in hair product is getting me down. Having the first 30 min of my day ruined by the realization that i have forgotten to re-stock my lid goop gets me down. Dassall.

Oh that, and the fact that urine now freezes within 10 seconds from leaving your body now. Scraping the windshield. That kinda ting...sigh..

Planes Trains and Automobiles

2005-11-19T06:48:00.000-08:00

I know people who would be crapping themselves, while sharing their worst sins at the top of their lungs, with the entire 348 people on the flight if this was to happen. I'd sit in the window seat and look and go "cool...look at that leaver move, when he hits the reverse thrusters at 15,000 feet. Very cool......".

'
Now this stuff has to stop. Aparently, western and developed countries are going to shrink in population over the thenx 45 years by %10, while Kenya will grow in population by 283% in the smae timeframe. If they made the trains smaller, and made rules about hanging on the side of trains....who knows?

This guy i work with, was working as my assistant on a job. The gig needed him meet me in toronto at like 5am or something. Not all that rare in our bidness. So he shows up late. Really late, and it totally bones me for like 2 hours. Really crazy shit. So he comes up with some lameass excuse about his car burnin to the ground on the 401. (he lives in The Schwa) Had JUST GOT IT BACK FROM THE SHOP, for damage done to it by another coworker of ours who drives like TIMMAH. So i guess they forgot to snug something down, or whatever, cause his car started smoking, so he pulled over, and when he opened the hood, WHOOOSHH, and his integra burned to the ground.

There was good news though, he had a set of snow tires for it, which fit snugly on MY car, which he no longer needed, so even his loss was my gain. I LOVE that shit.

From the ashes of destruction grow the roses of success.

The sirens are screaming and the fires are howling.....

2005-11-18T20:58:00.000-08:00

So i got my first girlfriend at daycamp. Camp Robin Hood. There was this girl, she was kinda geeky and like me, so we had eachothers back while both in S3 cabins. I was in Senior Boys 3, and she was in Senior Girs 3. SB3 and SG3. Nothing military about that or nuthin....Nothing smoothed over the Uncle Hulka vernacular like having a smoochy poochie name for each of the various sections.

Tents were lined up in 2 rows of 4 and thus formed a "section". Brambleberry, or The Clouds. Had they been named after what each tent and section was famous for, i would have been in Senior-waspinfested-tentstillsmellslikepukefromthesleepover-shithovel.Always ate outside under a tree. Never in the tent.

...i digress...back to Haila. Nice jewish girls even then. She lived outside my allowed bike travel zone, and was nug enough to risk life and limb driving into Scarborough. I swear i knew all about that shit even back then.

so we lived in that hazy region called "phone relationship". We finished camp, and went out separate ways. Often promising to meet at Don Mills. The "frontier". Never happened. I'd be surprised if it ever did in these fast and hard times for a 9 year old. There was school, sports, masturbating, and masturbating...oh and walking the dog.

I'd come home and call. We'd talk for 20 min, doing a recap, and usually spending 1/2 of the time yelling at my sibs. Fricken crackers. Then i'd watch MASH, maybe Barney Miller, and then homework. then dinner, and back on the phone after DrWho. Say 7ish.

Day in and day out for like 45 days. Then, id be hooking up with some tart in grade 4, who said "you have a hardon.." to me, and without knowing what the hell she was talking about, had to have her for my own.

but in the meatime, i had her convinced that when i get home from school, me and my band rehearse in my dads musicstudio/basement. I'd say..."wanna listen" and she'd say "sure" and i'd put on Meatloaf's Bat Out of Hell! On a bad tape deck that i'm pretty sure someone stole from the local highschool, but had never confirmed. Really hilarious. Then i'd get back on the phone, act like i was out of breath, and say "so what did you think...?". And she would say she liked it, and we were really good, and should keep at it cause we were really good.

Shortly thereafter i figgured out that stupid and gullable are kinda similar, and went on my way.

Outties.

Nutsnack Attack?

2005-11-12T08:12:00.001-08:00

Gotta keep an eye on the little ones.

Nutsnack Attack?

2005-11-12T08:12:00.000-08:00

Keep your eyes on those fries...

Dolphins are cool....400 horsepower Dolphins are cooler...

2005-11-11T06:12:00.000-08:00

Looks like a guy, his buddies, a cottage, and a disability compensation package...+ beer and dope....

http://www.bionicdolphin.com/cms/

But you could take it over to the casino...or maybe you'd have to wait till they pulled the casino out of town....

Or just leave it in the parking lot like eveyone else....

Dont shake hands/feet with just anyone...

Goodbye flat tires...

Housewarming +2. The coast is clear....

2005-11-06T19:39:00.000-08:00

The night was long, and the food was good. I made some serious greaswheel, and gots lots of comliments. Mostly drunken slurring ones from people who's tastebuds were slathered in CubaLibre, but props are props, and i'm keepin em.

The Old Lady got an idea! And a bit of a hangover.

A certain somone, who will remain nameless, was in training for a 10k run, and a marichino-cherry-nose-push-contest, all in the same night. Julian wants his drink back btw. Did a little of the Karoke, and lost my voice right there at the end. The high C is always a tricky one.

And the smile bug was everywhere....

Not to mention the cell wielding bohemian artists types who smell really good...where do they come from.....?

Party all the time, party all the time, party all the time.......

2005-11-04T06:32:00.000-08:00

Big Huge Party Tonight. Housewarming!!!!!

Girl
I can't understand it why you want to hurt me

After all the things I've done for you.

I buy you champagne and roses and diamonds on your finger -

Diamonds on your finger -

Still you hang out all night

what am I to do?

My girl wants to party all the time

Party all the time

party all the time.

My girl wants to party all the time
party all the time.

She parties all the time.......

See you there!

Another Day In The Core!

2005-11-02T11:46:00.000-08:00

Ahhh the week off. A classic example of all that is wrong with the industry in which I work. Sigh...

Could be worse! I could be an off duty cop, chillin downtown, ruining traffic with my cop buddies.

Orrrrr! I could be stuck in my grandmammys 1920 hair dryer, which i accidently put on before i put my belt and handcuffs on, and inflated it accidently i suppose.

Things can always get worse. Truss me....

Haloweenies For All

2005-10-31T19:02:00.000-08:00

The cowboy downstairs drinks milk, like all dedicated cowboys must, but seems to have a penchant for frilly nail slicks. I think they are even from an uber-cheap Sally Hanson kit. Cheapass cowboy!

Hypno the freak-dog workin it on Haloween night. You want to drop your steak...Got some pork i hear. Humans are no challenge to such a beast.

My nephew is cuter than a box full of wigglin puppies.

Sunday Sunday

2005-10-30T17:25:00.000-08:00

I know that as a perversion of some muy gay 70 piece of musical fluff. Like...well like this!

Grand day in the old region of beach. Went for a ride on my old roached out bike, and realize that there is NO WAY TO AVOID getting some new brakes as i almost got a Pomeranian spoke pendant free of charge.

The people downstairs, i think, were karioking (is that the plural?) but The Old Lady did not call me to listen on time. Maybe next time i'll hear them doing a duet or something. maybe...Everlasting love? It's on the list, or friggen should be.

Christmas is on it's relentless way...

Some People get bummed, and some get inspired.

Ran out of beer. Need to hit reserves. maybe i'll dodge downstairs and hit their stash while they are doing Andrews Sisters 4 parts...

Hittin The Old Ladies wine. She went out last night and drank 7 drinks. Yea right. Sure you did. the 1/2 glass of wine club is impressed. Two words...campus pub.

Outties

Nudity and Coarse Language

2005-10-29T10:20:00.000-07:00

Some random nudity....

So I'm figuring out this bloggin thing. What I'm missing is nudity and foul language. FUCK! What was I thinkin....

So I'm gonna give some money to the relief efforts in Pakistan. It is not the mountain peoples fault that the government harbors the fuckers who are blowing it for the entire middle east region. And continue to be in denial as to their ability to get the radicals out of their governing body. So why not. Poor bastards are about to freeze their asses off.

http://www.worldvision.org/

The Old Lady (aka My Lovely Wife) and I were talking today about the whole flu vaccine thing. Some poobah doctor guy, with really bad balding hair I might add, suggested that if you get the shot...you wont get sick. So regardless of where you stand on the subject, the CDC states that you got a 50/50 chance of getting the flu if you get the flu shot. With small children efficacy can go as high as the low %60 range, which is still good I suppose. Ach well.

http://www.cdc.gov/nip/ACIP/minutes/acip-min-oct03.rtf in the off chance one gives a sheite!

Crump Clown bring it on down....
Crump Clown bring it on down....
Crump Clown bring it on down....
Crump Clown bring it on down....
Your moving to the rhythm and feeling that sound....
Don't start nothin, it won't be nuthin...

If I wann crump I might have to go Elsewhere. Oye...

Whokay. So here we are.

2005-10-28T16:18:00.000-07:00

I think i get this thing wrestled to the ground at some point.

So i think i understand this whole blogging thing.

I"ll work on swearing a lot, and trying to find interesting things to say about people that other people are supposed to give a shit about.

That i can do!

About Dank

2005-10-28T15:58:00.000-07:00

Test. Ahem. Testing 123.

50K max file size?

2005-10-28T09:18:00.000-07:00

So it seems I am limited to file sizes when I'M hosting the friggen site? Cummon. That cant be. Lemme see....tinkering.....

First Posting

2005-10-28T08:53:00.000-07:00

Yawwwwnnnnnnnnnnnn................

Morning from The Beaches. Not much to say, but interested in seeing how this whole thing fonts out.